Chanel Recalls $2,000 Designer Body Bag Following Backlash
Following intense backlash on social media, French fashion house Chanel has decided to recall its new designer body bag. The...
Man Exhausted After Long Day In Bed
Despite all evidence to the contrary, local resident Mike Collins is reportedly exhausted after a long day in bed. “I...
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Here’s The 5 People We Hooked Up With This Cheat Day
It’s cheat day, and you know what that means! No more following the rules. Today, and today only, we get to disregard the usual restrictions and let ourselves indulge! So, here are the five people we’ve had sex with today...
5 Cute Running Outfits To Limp Back To The House In While Grasping The Stitch In Your Side
Exercise doesn’t have to be all bad! Who says you can’t look cute for your daily run? Here are five fits to rock for the five minutes of your jog before your body cries uncle and you inevitably have to...
4 Simple Exercises For Your Simple Brain
Everyone knows that exercise is important, but we understand you’ve been having some trouble getting the movements down correctly. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of four extremely simple exercises that are perfect for someone like you. Even though these...
Entire Hike Spent Thinking About End Of Hike
Recent reports show that area man Bradley Saunders spent an entire three-hour hike thinking about the end of the hike. The hike, which took place in Washington D.C.’s Rock Creek Park, was supposed to be an enjoyable activity for Saunders...
5 Yoga Poses To Help You Sprain Something In The Calmest Way Possible
Yoga can be fun, relaxing, and rewarding, but it can also be incredibly painful! In a whole-body sport like this, injuries are inevitable, so we like to take a holistic approach by ensuring that if you have to get hurt, at...
Mirror Workout System Just Used As Mirror Now
Boulder resident Alice Levins has recently reported that her Mirror Workout System is now just being used as a regular mirror. “It works perfectly,” said Levins, who had only used the Mirror’s workout function for a week before demoting it to...
Move Over, Goat Yoga: LA Fitness Has Released A Herd Of Cattle Onto The Gym Floor
It looks like goat yoga is a thing of the past! One LA Fitness in Washington D.C. has officially introduced “cattle workouts” by releasing an entire herd onto the gym floor. So cute! We can’t think of a better workout...
You Go Girl! This Woman Took The Stairs Instead Of The Elevator To Justify Her Large Lunch
Okay, we’ll be the first to admit that we’ve definitely done this before. After going a little too hard on her chicken pasta on her lunch break, area woman Katie Beals showed some restraint worthy of all our respect by...