Ex-Drill Sergeant Baffled His Guided Meditation App Not Taking Off
According to new reports, former U.S. Marine Corps Staff Sergeant Emery Lee is confused about why his new guided meditation...
This Great New Bottomless Brunch Spot Will Let You Take Off Your Pants
Finally — a bottomless brunch that lives up to its name. Starting this week, The Sunday Grill in Kips Bay,...
Protein Powder Scoop Unearthed Like Ancient Fossil
After several unsuccessful excavation attempts, area man Larry Binder finally dug up his missing protein powder scoop, much like an...
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5 Thoughtless Little Gifts From The TJ Maxx Checkout Aisle For The Woman Who Gave You Life
Remember, Mother’s Day is this Sunday, May 9th! These five inexpensive, throwaway gifts that you tossed into your cart right before you went to the register will show the woman who brought you into this world that you barely think...
Dreading That Colonoscopy Tomorrow? Here’s An Ab Workout To Dread Even More
Dreading that colonoscopy tomorrow? Well, take one look at this ab workout, and you’ll be begging to have that long, snaking tube inserted into the depths of your rectum. Having a camera forcibly inserted into your bowels is a piece...
5 Cute Running Outfits To Limp Back To The House In While Grasping The Stitch In Your Side
Exercise doesn’t have to be all bad! Who says you can’t look cute for your daily run? Here are five fits to rock for the five minutes of your jog before your body cries uncle and you inevitably have to...
Entire Hike Spent Thinking About End Of Hike
Recent reports show that area man Bradley Saunders spent an entire three-hour hike thinking about the end of the hike. The hike, which took place in Washington D.C.’s Rock Creek Park, was supposed to be an enjoyable activity for Saunders...
5 Yoga Poses To Help You Sprain Something In The Calmest Way Possible
Yoga can be fun, relaxing, and rewarding, but it can also be incredibly painful! In a whole-body sport like this, injuries are inevitable, so we like to take a holistic approach by ensuring that if you have to get hurt, at...
Mirror Workout System Just Used As Mirror Now
Boulder resident Alice Levins has recently reported that her Mirror Workout System is now just being used as a regular mirror. “It works perfectly,” said Levins, who had only used the Mirror’s workout function for a week before demoting it to...
Ultimate Bikini Body? This Woman Is Just A Pair Of Boobs Attached To A Butt
She's got all of what you want and none of what you don't...
Move Over, Goat Yoga: LA Fitness Has Released A Herd Of Cattle Onto The Gym Floor
It looks like goat yoga is a thing of the past! One LA Fitness in Washington D.C. has officially introduced “cattle workouts” by releasing an entire herd onto the gym floor. So cute! We can’t think of a better workout...