It looks like goat yoga is a thing of the past! One LA Fitness in Washington D.C. has officially introduced “cattle workouts” by releasing an entire herd onto the gym floor. So cute! We can’t think of a better workout...
Planet Fitness is famous for being a Judgement Free Zone, and we’re usually totally for it. But there have been at least seven isolated occasions at Planet Fitness when we’ve had to make an exception and judge. Please don’t take...
Okay, we’ll be the first to admit that we’ve definitely done this before. After going a little too hard on her chicken pasta on her lunch break, area woman Katie Beals showed some restraint worthy of all our respect by...
After having declared that no blizzard was going to keep him from his morning run, area jogger Kurt Jansen reportedly froze to the sidewalk immediately upon setting foot outside — a setback that Jansen feared could pose a threat to...
Your girlfriend is the best person in the whole wide world. Let’s be honest, she’s so good to you, you probably don’t even deserve her. That’s why this Valentine’s Day, you’re going to show her how much she means to...
Yoga fans and Satan worshippers rejoice! The Prince of Darkness has recently announced that he’ll be converting the entire underworld into the world’s largest hot yoga studio. While regular hot yoga studios only ever reach temperatures of a little over...
Global warming is quite possibly the worst thing that’s ever happened. Before global warming, everyone had a fair shake when it came to losing weight. Exercise used to mean something. Calories used to strike fear into the hearts of all....
Alright, it’s become pretty much crystal clear that the guy lifting right next to you could kick your ass at basically any physical test under the sun. But hey — you have some other things going for you, right? Look:...