Science Win! This Researcher Taught Chimpanzees To Read ‘Seventeen Magazine’ And Now They Have Body Dysmorphia
Let’s hear it for research: these primatologists spent years in the jungles of Tanzania teaching the local chimpanzee population to...
Science Denier To The End: It’s Been 72 Hours And Rush Limbaugh Isn’t Decomposing
This past week, conservative commentator and talk radio host Rush Limbaugh passed away after a decades-long career of popularizing a...
Embarrassing: These Two Football Players Wore The Same Outfit To The Super Bowl
Talk about a fashion disaster! It looks like Tampa Buccaneers Tom Brady and Mike Evans wore the same exact outfit...
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Move Over, Goat Yoga: LA Fitness Has Released A Herd Of Cattle Onto The Gym Floor
It looks like goat yoga is a thing of the past! One LA Fitness in Washington D.C. has officially introduced “cattle workouts” by releasing an entire herd onto the gym floor. So cute! We can’t think of a better workout...
7 Times We Had To Make An Exception To Planet Fitness’ Judgement Free Zone®
Planet Fitness is famous for being a Judgement Free Zone, and we’re usually totally for it. But there have been at least seven isolated occasions at Planet Fitness when we’ve had to make an exception and judge. Please don’t take...
You Go Girl! This Woman Took The Stairs Instead Of The Elevator To Justify Her Large Lunch
Okay, we’ll be the first to admit that we’ve definitely done this before. After going a little too hard on her chicken pasta on her lunch break, area woman Katie Beals showed some restraint worthy of all our respect by...
Jogger Frozen To Sidewalk Worried This Gonna Ruin His Mile Time
After having declared that no blizzard was going to keep him from his morning run, area jogger Kurt Jansen reportedly froze to the sidewalk immediately upon setting foot outside — a setback that Jansen feared could pose a threat to...
Show Your Girlfriend How Much You Love Her With This Bouquet Of — Wait, Roses Cost How Much?!
Your girlfriend is the best person in the whole wide world. Let’s be honest, she’s so good to you, you probably don’t even deserve her. That’s why this Valentine’s Day, you’re going to show her how much she means to...
Hail Satan! The Devil Just Announced He’s Turning Hell Into A Hot Yoga Studio
Yoga fans and Satan worshippers rejoice! The Prince of Darkness has recently announced that he’ll be converting the entire underworld into the world’s largest hot yoga studio. While regular hot yoga studios only ever reach temperatures of a little over...
Jealous? This Arctic Glacier Just Melted 40 Pounds Without Even Trying
Global warming is quite possibly the worst thing that’s ever happened. Before global warming, everyone had a fair shake when it came to losing weight. Exercise used to mean something. Calories used to strike fear into the hearts of all....
Don’t Sweat It: You’re Probably Funnier Than The Jacked Dude Lifting Next To You
Alright, it’s become pretty much crystal clear that the guy lifting right next to you could kick your ass at basically any physical test under the sun. But hey — you have some other things going for you, right? Look:...