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Woah! This New Supplement Provides A Slight Fiber Boost And Only Has 646 Potential Side Effects

Having trouble getting enough fiber? Well, have no fear because this new supplement can provide you three extra grams of fiber. That’s a whole 10% of your daily total fiber dietary intake!

Take Fibercil once a day to boost your fiber intake by a whole tenth. Get one step closer to reaching your daily goal. Only $15.99 for the first bottle, which you can find at any pharmacy near you!

Under $20 and three whole grams of fiber? Sounds like a win-win to us!

Side effects are likely to include but are not limited to: Headaches, diarrhea, nausea, loss of appetite, insomnia, increased sweating, tremor, fatigue, fever, shaking, indigestion, low sex drive, nervousness, skin rash, dizziness, dry mouth, constipation, liver damage, kidney damage, depressive thoughts, infection, manic behavior, organ damage, coughing, nosebleeds, migraines, ear infections, bladder pain, back pain, bloody urine, cloudy urine, irregular heartbeat or pulse, frequent urge to urinate, painful urination, cough, chills, general feeling of discomfort or illness, muscle aches or pains, hoarseness, runny nose, shivering, blistering, confusion, dark urine, difficulty swallowing, difficulty breathing, difficulty speaking, erectile dysfunction, eczema, double vision, triple vision, hive-like swelling, loss of bladder control, muscle spasms, red skin, irritated eyes, hallucinations, ulcers of the mouth, sudden loss of consciousness, swelling of the legs or feet, tightness in chest, uncontrolled verbal outbursts, unusual wakeness, concussion, false or unusual sense of well-being, twitching, twisting, anemia, eating disorders, anger, euphoria, aggression, psychotic episodes, alopecia, impotence, gonorrhea, tooth pain, inexplicable guilt, loss of all night vision, yellow eyes or skin, unusual behavior, spontaneous bleeding, inability to move the eyes, increased blinking, increased thirst, mood swings, no pulse or blood pressure, sensation of spinning, arrhythmia, heart attacks, murderous urges, body dysmorphia, eating disorders, hypoglycemia, stroke, hair color changes, hearing loss, blindness, tinnitus, deafness, nightmares, increased alertness, cancer, multiple sclerosis, bronchitis, allergic reactions, pulmonary embolisms, forgetfulness, feeling sad or empty, lack of appetite, changes in patterns or rhythm of speech, loss of interest or pleasure, slurred speech, trouble concentrating, trouble performing routine tasks, loss of voice, confusion about identity, place, and time, ear congestion, feeling warm, hyperventilation, itching, joint pain, death, vomiting of blood, unusual facial expressions, trouble with balance, talkativeness, unpleasant breath odor, unusually long duration of sleep, unusually short duration of sleep, sticking out of the tongue, sneezing, sense of detachment from self or body, feeling jittery, loss of control of the legs, weight gain, increased appetite, weight loss, absent menstrual periods, watering of the mouth, abdominal bleeding, dilated pupils, unexpected or excess milk flow from breasts, sedation, white spots on the mouth or lips, amnesia, intellectual impairment, hangover, seizures, anxiety, decreased mental health, highly increased mental health, apathy, suicidal thoughts, rage, muscular weakness, diabetes, coronary artery disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, Alzheimer’s, respiratory disease, dark urine, difficulty swallowing, difficulty breathing, difficulty speaking, erectile dysfunction, eczema, double vision, triple vision, hive-like swelling, loss of bladder control, muscle spasms, red skin, irritated eyes, hallucinations, ulcers of the mouth, sudden loss of consciousness, swelling of the legs or feet, tightness in chest, uncontrolled verbal outbursts, unusual wakeness, concussion, false or unusual sense of well-being, twitching, twisting, anemia, eating disorders, anger, euphoria, aggression, psychotic episodes, alopecia, impotence, gonorrhea, tooth pain, inexplicable guilt, loss of all night vision, yellow eyes or skin, unusual behavior, spontaneous bleeding, inability to move the eyes, increased blinking, increased thirst, mood swings, no pulse or blood pressure, sensation of spinning, arrhythmia, heart attacks, murderous urges, body dysmorphia, eating disorders, hypoglycemia, stroke, hair color changes, hearing loss, blindness, tinnitus, deafness, nightmares, increased alertness, cancer, multiple sclerosis, bronchitis, allergic reactions, pulmonary embolisms, forgetfulness, feeling sad or empty, lack of appetite, changes in patterns or rhythm of speech, loss of interest or pleasure, slurred speech, trouble concentrating, trouble performing routine tasks, loss of voice, confusion about identity, place, and time, ear congestion, feeling warm, hyperventilation, itching, joint pain, death, vomiting of blood, unusual facial expressions, trouble with balance, talkativeness, muscle aches or pains, hoarseness, runny nose, shivering, blistering, confusion, dark urine, difficulty swallowing, difficulty breathing, difficulty speaking, erectile dysfunction, eczema, double vision, triple vision, hive-like swelling, loss of bladder control, muscle spasms, red skin, irritated eyes, hallucinations, ulcers of the mouth, sudden loss of consciousness, swelling of the legs or feet, tightness in chest, uncontrolled verbal outbursts, unusual wakeness, concussion, false or unusual sense of well-being, twitching, twisting, anemia, eating disorders, anger, euphoria, aggression, psychotic episodes, alopecia, impotence, gonorrhea, tooth pain, inexplicable guilt, loss of all night vision, yellow eyes or skin, unusual behavior, spontaneous bleeding, inability to move the eyes, increased blinking, increased thirst, mood swings, no pulse or blood pressure, sensation of spinning, arrhythmia, heart attacks, murderous urges, body dysmorphia, eating disorders, hypoglycemia, stroke, hair color changes, hearing loss, blindness, tinnitus, deafness, nightmares, increased alertness, cancer, multiple sclerosis, bronchitis, allergic reactions, pulmonary embolisms, forgetfulness, feeling sad or empty, lack of appetite, changes in patterns or rhythm of speech, loss of interest or pleasure, slurred speech, trouble concentrating, trouble performing routine tasks, loss of voice, skin rash, dizziness, dry mouth, constipation, liver damage, kidney damage, depressive thoughts, infection, manic behavior, organ damage, coughing, nosebleeds, migraines, ear infections, bladder pain, back pain, bloody urine, cloudy urine, irregular heartbeat or pulse, frequent urge to urinate, painful urination, cough, chills, general feeling of discomfort or illness, muscle aches or pains, hoarseness, runny nose, shivering, blistering, confusion, dark urine, difficulty swallowing, difficulty breathing, difficulty speaking, erectile dysfunction, eczema, double vision, triple vision, hive-like swelling, loss of bladder control, muscle spasms, red skin, irritated eyes, hallucinations, ulcers of the mouth, sudden loss of consciousness, swelling of the legs or feet, tightness in chest, uncontrolled verbal outbursts, unusual wakeness, concussion, false or unusual sense of well-being, twitching, twisting, anemia, eating disorders, anger, euphoria, aggression, psychotic episodes, alopecia, impotence, gonorrhea, tooth pain, inexplicable guilt, loss of all night vision, yellow eyes or skin, unusual behavior, spontaneous bleeding, inability to move the eyes, increased blinking, increased thirst, mood swings, no pulse or blood pressure, sensation of spinning, arrhythmia, heart attacks, murderous urges, body dysmorphia, eating disorders, hypoglycemia, stroke, hair color changes, hearing loss, blindness, tinnitus, deafness, nightmares, increased alertness, cancer, multiple sclerosis, bronchitis, allergic reactions, pulmonary embolisms, forgetfulness, feeling sad or empty, lack of appetite, changes in patterns or rhythm of speech, loss of interest or pleasure, slurred speech, trouble concentrating, trouble performing routine tasks, loss of voice, confusion about identity, place, and time, ear congestion, feeling warm, hyperventilation, itching, joint pain, death, vomiting of blood, unusual facial expressions, trouble with balance, talkativeness, unpleasant breath odor, unusually long duration of sleep, unusually short duration of sleep, sticking out of the tongue, sneezing, sense of detachment from self or body, feeling jittery, loss of control of the legs, weight gain, increased appetite, weight loss, absent menstrual periods, watering of the mouth, abdominal bleeding, dilated pupils, unexpected or excess milk flow from breasts, sedation, white spots on the mouth or lips, amnesia, intellectual impairment, hangover, seizures, anxiety, decreased mental health, highly increased mental health, apathy, suicidal thoughts, rage, muscular weakness, diabetes, coronary artery disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, Alzheimer’s, respiratory disease, dark urine, difficulty swallowing, difficulty breathing, difficulty speaking, erectile dysfunction, eczema, double vision, triple vision, hive-like swelling, loss of bladder control, muscle spasms, red skin, irritated eyes, hallucinations, ulcers of the mouth, sudden loss of consciousness, swelling of the legs or feet, insomnia, increased sweating, tremor, fatigue, fever, shaking, indigestion, low sex drive, nervousness, skin rash, dizziness, dry mouth, constipation, liver damage, kidney damage, depressive thoughts, infection, manic behavior, organ damage, coughing, nosebleeds, migraines, ear infections, bladder pain, back pain, bloody urine, cloudy urine, irregular heartbeat or pulse, frequent urge to urinate, painful urination, cough, chills, general feeling of discomfort or illness, muscle aches or pains, hoarseness, runny nose, shivering, blistering, confusion, dark urine, difficulty swallowing, difficulty breathing, difficulty speaking, erectile dysfunction, eczema, double vision, triple vision, hive-like swelling, loss of bladder control, muscle spasms, red skin, irritated eyes, hallucinations, ulcers of the mouth, sudden loss of consciousness, swelling of the legs or feet, tightness in chest, uncontrolled verbal outbursts, unusual wakeness, concussion, false or unusual sense of well-being, twitching, twisting, anemia, eating disorders, anger, euphoria, aggression, psychotic episodes, alopecia, impotence, gonorrhea, tooth pain, inexplicable guilt, loss of all night vision, yellow eyes or skin, unusual behavior, spontaneous bleeding, inability to move the eyes, increased blinking, increased thirst, mood swings, no pulse or blood pressure, sensation of spinning, arrhythmia, heart attacks, murderous urges, body dysmorphia, eating disorders, hypoglycemia, stroke, hair color changes, hearing loss, blindness, tinnitus, deafness, nightmares, increased alertness, cancer, multiple sclerosis, bronchitis, allergic reactions, pulmonary embolisms, forgetfulness, feeling sad or empty, lack of appetite, changes in patterns or rhythm of speech, loss of interest or pleasure, slurred speech, trouble concentrating, trouble performing routine tasks, loss of voice, confusion about identity, place, and time, ear congestion, feeling warm, hyperventilation, itching, joint pain, death, vomiting of blood, unusual facial expressions, trouble with balance, talkativeness, unpleasant breath odor, unusually long duration of sleep, unusually short duration of sleep, sticking out of the tongue, sneezing, sense of detachment from self or body, feeling jittery, loss of control of the legs, weight gain, increased appetite, weight loss, absent menstrual periods, watering of the mouth, abdominal bleeding, dilated pupils, unexpected or excess milk flow from breasts, sedation, white spots on the mouth or lips, amnesia, intellectual impairment, hangover, seizures, anxiety, decreased mental health, highly increased mental health, apathy, suicidal thoughts, rage, muscular weakness, diabetes, coronary artery disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, Alzheimer’s, respiratory disease, dark urine, difficulty swallowing, difficulty breathing, difficulty speaking, erectile dysfunction, eczema, double vision, triple vision, hive-like swelling, loss of bladder control, muscle spasms, red skin, irritated eyes, hallucinations, ulcers of the mouth, sudden loss of consciousness, swelling of the legs or feet, tightness in chest, uncontrolled verbal outbursts, unusual wakeness, concussion, false or unusual sense of well-being, twitching, twisting, anemia, eating disorders, anger, euphoria, aggression, psychotic episodes, alopecia, impotence, gonorrhea, tooth pain, inexplicable guilt, loss of all night vision, yellow eyes or skin, unusual behavior, spontaneous bleeding, inability to move the eyes, increased blinking, increased thirst, mood swings, no pulse or blood pressure, sensation of spinning, arrhythmia, heart attacks, murderous urges, body dysmorphia, eating disorders, hypoglycemia, stroke, hair color changes, hearing loss, blindness, tinnitus, deafness, nightmares, increased alertness, cancer, multiple sclerosis, bronchitis, allergic reactions, pulmonary embolisms, forgetfulness, feeling sad or empty, lack of appetite, changes in patterns or rhythm of speech, loss of interest or pleasure, slurred speech, trouble concentrating, trouble performing routine tasks, loss of voice, confusion about identity, place, and time, ear congestion, feeling warm, hyperventilation, itching, joint pain, death, vomiting of blood, unusual facial expressions, trouble with balance, talkativeness, muscle aches or pains, hoarseness, runny nose, shivering, blistering, confusion, dark urine, difficulty swallowing, difficulty breathing, difficulty speaking, erectile dysfunction, eczema, double vision, triple vision, hive-like swelling, loss of bladder control, muscle spasms, red skin, irritated eyes, hallucinations, ulcers of the mouth, sudden loss of consciousness, swelling of the legs or feet, tightness in chest, uncontrolled verbal outbursts, unusual wakeness, concussion, false or unusual sense of well-being, twitching, twisting, anemia, eating disorders, anger, euphoria, aggression, psychotic episodes, alopecia, impotence, gonorrhea, tooth pain, inexplicable guilt, loss of all night vision, yellow eyes or skin, unusual behavior, spontaneous bleeding, inability to move the eyes, increased blinking, increased thirst, mood swings, no pulse or blood pressure, mild toothache.

That’s it? For a full three extra grams of fiber? Count us in!

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