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5 Halloween Candies That Pair Well With Razor Blades

1. Kit Kats

A true Halloween staple. The rich, full-bodied flavor of these chocolate treats pairs wonderfully with a refreshing razor-blade medley. As the sharp steel penetrates the roof of your mouth, get a load of that zesty metallic aftertaste!

2. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

This is another classic combo that you’ll be hooked on from the very first bite of agony. The nutty edge of the peanut butter compliments the distinctive rusty mouthfeel of the boxcutter embedded in the center.

3. Butterfingers

While subpar on their own, these hearty chocolates truly blossom when eaten in conjunction with a shaving instrument. The unmissable tang of blood cuts down the sweetness of the candy and helps bring out its signature buttery flavor.

4. Almond Joys

The idea of pairing Almond Joys with X-Acto knives may sound foolhardy, but the combination of textures can be marvelous if done correctly. The crisp finish of a steel blade proves surprisingly smooth on the palate, and your hemorrhaging throat will swirl together all of the candy’s notes and subtleties.

5. Snickers

This Halloween treat is difficult to pair with razors and is tragically often botched and ruined. We suggest you use “1 1/2 in Carbon Steel #9 Single Edge Razor Blade, 100 PK” from the Grainger Industrial Supply catalogue for a mouth-watering, carbon-steel-and-chocolate mélange will leave you tasting iron!

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