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Report: Best Years Of Your Life Already Over

Sources have confirmed that, although it definitely did not seem like it at the time, the best years of your life already happened and you are never getting them back.

Although you most likely assumed that, because you are still relatively young, things would only continue to get better from here on out, reports suggest the opposite and indicate that you will instead continue to experience a lower and lower quality of life until your body eventually peters out for good.

In other words, you have reportedly already peaked in terms of the relationships, friendships, success, and feeling of purpose and happiness you will experience in your lifetime. All sources agree: those were your glory days gone by. 

Additionally, according to witnesses, the fact you did not enjoy your halcyon days while they were happening will neither bring them back nor change your ability to enjoy the present going forward.

Considering things are only going downhill from here, experts suggest that you start cherishing the past now because these are the same memories you will have to cherish for the rest of your life.

At press time, it was reported that the worst years of your life are yet to come.

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