In an unprecedented move that no one could have expected, sources confirm that area girlfriend Alexandra Jersey told her boyfriend that she is thankful for him.
“I’m thankful for you,” said Jersey, to her boyfriend of three years. “You bring so much joy to my life.”
According to sources close to the matter, this is the third year of their three-year relationship that Jersey has told boyfriend Brandon Lee she is thankful for him.
“I’m thankful for you too,” answered Lee, a response that he’s spent three years masterfully perfecting. “I love you.”
Analysts had already predicted a 99% chance that Jersey would express her thanks for Lee this Thanksgiving, with very few claiming that she would opt for something more specific.
“I’m so thankful to have you in my life,” elaborated Jersey, in an unexpected twist. “You fill me with such gratitude.”
During her family’s Thanksgiving feast later that night, Jersey reportedly stated she was thankful for her family and “all this great food.”