HEALTH

Medication Side Effects Scarier Than Current Ailment

After carefully reading the warning label on the back of the new medication her doctor prescribed her, area woman Alicia Garcia was reportedly horrified to realize that the medication’s side effects were worse than the condition she was taking the drug for. 

“I started taking this medication for my anxiety and it was working great, until I read that the drug can also cause hallucinations, memory loss, and unusual urges for sex and gambling,” said Garcia. “Now I’m anxious just thinking about the fact I’m on this medication.”

According to witnesses, Garcia is considering stopping the medication, which she described as “out of the frying pan into the fire.” 

“After taking this drug for a few days now, I’ve got voices telling me I should throw out the rest of these pills,” said Garcia. “Problem is, I can’t even remember where I left the bottle.”

“Or maybe, since I’ve been feeling less anxious, I should stay on this medication and take something else for the side effects?” asked Garcia later. 

At press time, Garcia had the sudden urge to sell her anxiety medication and use the money to buy a one-way plane ticket to Las Vegas.

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