Sources are reporting that area woman Grace Duncan was at Target last night with six rolls of toilet paper in her cart. Humiliating.
A shopping cart full of toilet paper can only mean one thing: it’s highly likely that Duncan is planning on performing an act that will require the use of toilet paper. Oh, God, we’re gonna vomit.
That’s just plain disgusting.
Entirely revolting as it is, we can’t help but feel a little sorry for Duncan. It’s not her fault her body does those things. We’re just thankful that ours doesn’t.
Seriously, though, it’s just embarrassing that she openly parades around with toilet paper like that. Now everyone knows that she… you know! Ew! TMI, lady — aren’t some things supposed to be private?
Maybe we could give her the benefit of the doubt and say she was about to go TP a house? Or maybe she was doing an art project and thought toilet paper could work for papier-mâché?
Oh, who are we kidding? We’ll do anything to get the image of her using toilet paper out of our head, but the bottom line is, that woman is plain disgusting.