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Fuck Yeah: This Vegan Cheese Molds Just Like Real Cheese

Tired of vegan cheese that just doesn’t hold a candle to the real thing? Search no further! After only a few short days of being opened, Violife’s Cheddar Shreds will produce the authentic mold you’ve been craving ever since you went vegan!

Going vegan is a lifelong dream for some people, but they don’t think it’s worth giving up their favorite foods. Well, the geniuses at Violife have made it easier than ever to give up dairy. This mold tastes and smells so genuine, you’ll be gagging as if it’s the real thing.

Until we discovered Violife, we thought there could never be a viable replacement for delicious clumps of pungent, earthy, crumbly mold. But now, we’re more excited than ever to fill our Impossible Burgers with cheese shreds that turn green in no time!

Just when we thought it couldn’t get any better, it turns out that Violife’s mold got us dangerously ill! We spent all of last night vomiting from the toxicity, which is an experience we’ve missed ever since we first went vegan.

Not a fan of cheddar? Violife mold comes in provolone, Colby jack, feta, and more.

And you won’t even have to worry about this cheese-like food item staying fresh for too long. Violife mold grows just as fast — if not even faster — than the real thing. It’s currently one of our favorite vegan products on the market, right behind almond milk that curdles just like the real thing.

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