Have you been craving a refreshing, nutritious green smoothie? Well these smoothies are technically green, but only because they’re each at least four months past the expiration date! Quick — grab one now, before it turns from green to brown.
1. Strawberry Banana Protein Shake
Back in its heyday almost six months ago, this shake was absolutely delicious. It tasted exactly like a banana split, but guilt-free! Now, this delicious meal replacement could easily be confused with a kale avocado cucumber smoothie, but don’t let its leafy hue fool you. The only reason this delightful beverage is now green is because it’s been sitting at room temperature for half a year. Come get it while it’s warm!
2. Orange Creamsicle Squeeze
Contrary to popular belief, this Orange Creamsicle Squeeze doesn’t contain any kale, spinach, basil, or matcha. It’s just been sitting under a heat lamp ever since it was forgotten about over 200 days ago. Is there anything better than a smoothie that brings us back to the flavors of our childhood? How about a nostalgic smoothie that’s also somehow green!
3. Peanut Butter Blast
We know what you’re thinking, and we’re also unsure about how a peanut butter-flavored drink turned dark green. We suppose time just works in mysterious ways. Judging by the stench and cloud of flies circling the top of this delicious PBB, it would also be safe to assume that a rodent or large insect crawled in there and drowned.
4. Immune Booster Berry
This tasty immune-boosting powerhouse has an exciting twist — even though it was pink four months ago, it’s now bright green! Containing orange juice, strawberries, acai berries, Greek yogurt, and cinnamon, there’s no good reason that this smoothie should ever be a color anywhere near green… but in a miracle of miracles, it is! And everyone knows that the greener a drink is, the healthier it is too. After sitting in a cupboard for almost an entire year, this congealed mess is sure to still work wonders on your immune system!