-Nutritious Vitamin E, without having to fork out $9.99 per pound
-Extremely healthy oleic acid, but without paying the ridiculous price of almost 10 dollars for a single pound of black olives
-Heart-healthy Iron, except you don’t have to dip a whole Hamilton into this month’s paycheck
-Important Copper, and with the added benefit of having 10 extra bucks in your pocket
-Calcium, which will make your bones strong and also not rob you by having the audacity to ask for 10 whole fucking dollars for one tiny pound of some stupid olives
-Fiber, great for both your digestive system and your bank account
-Antioxidants, which ward off free radicals and are also entirely free