NUTRITION

8 Kale Salads That Will Make You Say ‘This Diet Better Fucking Work’

If you need to lose some weight, kale is one of the best foods you can eat. Low in calories and packed with Vitamin C, your body will thank you for eating a few servings of kale every day. Unfortunately, your brain will not. In fact, you’ll be begging to stop eating these horrific salads after day one. Here are eight dumb kale salads that better fucking be worth the results.

1. Butternut Squash Kale Salad

The butternut squash will add some extra fiber, which won’t change the fact that you’re eating kale instead of a bowl of pasta.

2. Simple Kale Crunch

We don’t care if the doctor said we’re dangerously deficient in Vitamin K. This one is just definitely not worth it.

3. Kale And Cabbage Salad

Oh God make it stop.

4. Roasted Vegetable and Chicken Kale Salad

 

You know what? We’ll keep the weight.

5. Kale Caesar Salad

 

If we eat it and then throw up, do we keep the nutritional benefits?

6. Marinated Kale Salad

 

Help.

7. Roasted Chickpea Kale Caesar

The only thing worse than most kale salads is this kale salad.

8. Kale Salami Keto Salad

We used to love salami, but now it’s ruined forever.

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