FITNESS

5 Cute Running Outfits To Limp Back To The House In While Grasping The Stitch In Your Side

Exercise doesn’t have to be all bad! Who says you can’t look cute for your daily run? Here are five fits to rock for the five minutes of your jog before your body cries uncle and you inevitably have to drag yourself back to the house. 

1. Nike Dry Aerobill Featherlight Cap

This chic hat is one of our personal favorites. It’s so light, you won’t even notice it’s there! In fact, you’ll probably wish you had worn a heavier cap so that you could’ve used it as an excuse for why you had to turn back after reaching the end of the driveway.

2. SmartWool PhD Pro Run UltraLight Micro Women’s Socks

These socks from SmartWool are a must-have. Not only are they stylish, but the wool wicks away all the moisture from your feet so you don’t have to worry about blisters! Not that you’d have to worry about blisters anyway seeing as how your workout was only 25 steps long. 

3. Brooks Hot Shot Bra:

This is the kind of bra that turns heads — literally. Last time we wore this bra, we got a charley horse so bad the whole neighborhood came out to watch.

4. Rabbit Women’s Racy Tank

We love this tank, and so will you. It accentuates your curves, it’s cut so that you can still show off whatever sexy sports bra you’re wearing underneath, and it will give you something to cling to when you ball your fists in pain from the searing stitch in your side that you get every time you exceed your resting heart rate. 

5. UltrAspire Fitted Race Belt

Talk about practical and pretty! With this beautiful belt, you can carry around your water, your phone, your snacks, your — wait, you’re headed back already? What was the point of wearing this stuff if you’re just gonna turn around immediately? Oh well, as long as you kept the receipts, you can probably get a full refund on all these items. They’re practically unworn.

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