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We Asked 5 Celebrities About Their Sex Lives And Now We Have 5 Restraining Orders

Isn’t it great when celebrities open up about their personal lives to the public? We thought so too. That’s why we asked Lady Gaga, Brad Pitt, Scarlett Johansson, Idris Elba, and Pink about their sex lives. That’s also why we now have restraining orders against us from Lady Gaga, Brad Pitt, Scarlett Johansson, Idris Elba, and Pink.

But it never hurts to ask, right? We mean, it definitely hurts to have your hands cuffed behind your back while you’re being slammed against the hood of a car by five different people’s private body guards, but it was definitely worth a shot. 

We were just hoping Lady Gaga, Brad Pitt, Scarlett Johansson, Idris Elba, and/or Pink might get real with us about the challenges they face in the bedroom. Instead, their lawyers got real with us about the challenges we now face in the courtroom. 

However, there is one conclusion to be taken away from all this: seeing as we were the one who ended up wearing the handcuffs, it’s pretty safe to say that Lady Gaga, Brad Pitt, Scarlett Johansson, Idris Elba, and Pink are probably all tops.

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