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New Protein Bar Uses Only Locally Synthesized Ingredients

The Home & Health company proudly announced this week that it has just released a new line of protein bars that contain only locally-manufactured chemicals.

“We’re really proud of the work we’ve done in minimizing labor and maximizing output by relying entirely on technology to produce something truly synthetic,” said Home & Health owner, Lynn Carver.

A tour of the facility shows that every single ingredient is indeed made right in town — without a single worker in sight — and every ingredient is chemically produced by a machine before those bars get sent straight to local vendors.

“It’s definitely worth the extra cost knowing that the food I eat was produced locally, even if I can’t pronounce any of the ingredients,” said customer Davis Pembry.

At press time, Home & Health was advertising that their protein bars can be bought right now at a local gas station near you.

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