WELLNESS

This Mental Health App Says You’ve Walked 10,000 Steps Even If You Haven’t

There’s nothing worse than opening your phone at the end of the day and realizing you only walked 1,000 steps. No one knows that feeling better than we do. But guess what — thanks to a new fitness app that prioritizes mental health, lounging on the couch and eating chips all day no longer means you have to feel productive and unhealthy.

A new app, StepWell, allows you to pull out your phone and show any obnoxious gym rat a shining 10,000 steps achievement badge. And the best part? You don’t even have to get out of bed! As soon as you open your phone in the morning, StepWell immediately notifies you that you’ve met your daily step goal.

The app is virtually identical to a traditional fitness tracker, except for one very important feature: it will never, ever make you feel bad about yourself. According to the app, everything you do is healthy, and everything you do is right.

Just polished off three cans of pringles while watching Real Housewives? Congrats! An animated puppy wearing a StepWell tracksuit will pop up on the screen and say, “now that’s a mental health day!”

Can this app get any better? Yes, it can! You no longer even have to worry about what you’re eating, since you’ll be notified every day that you consumed your exact recommended caloric intake and burned 1,000 calories every time you walked to the kitchen and back.

Tough commute? That counts as a brain training exercise. Got stuck in gridlock traffic for two hours? That’s called meditation and mindfulness. Did nothing but sit on the floor? Congratulations on your Pilates achievement. With StepWell, every single thing you do is healthy!

The app will give you all the validation that you aren’t getting from your family, friends, coworkers, and even doctors. For only $9.99 per month, join the self-care revolution and watch your self-esteem increase no matter what!

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