Here’s A Cookie Recipe, You Weak-Willed Bitch
Really? Cookies again? Well, here’s the recipe: Preheat your oven to 375°F. While you’re waiting for it to preheat, you might want to think about...
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Reluctant To Get The COVID Vaccine? Here’s 7 Stock Images Of Doctors Smiling
As millions of Americans finally receive the COVID-19 vaccine, concerns over its safety continue to mount. We understand you may feel some hesitation to inject...
Ultimate Bikini Body? This Woman Is Just A Pair Of Boobs Attached To A Butt
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5 Vacation Spots To Visit Before Your Ex-Husband Realizes You Still Have His Credit Card
So, the divorce is finalized. What better time than now to discover a new you? And to use your ex-husband Greg’s Discover card before he...
4 Simple Recipes For Your Simple Brain
It’s come to our attention that some of our more complicated recipes have been going over your simple, simple head. That’s why we’ve hand-picked these...
5 Juice Cleanses That Will Flush Everything Out Of Your System, Leaving Nothing But An Empty Husk Of Skin
It’s #DetoxTime! Sometimes you’ve let the toxins build up inside you, and your favorite ionic powder just isn’t taking care of it — but no...
Horrifying: This Spa Has Been Replacing Its Clients’ Eyes With Slices Of Cucumber
How did we not realize sooner?...
6 Healthy Snacks That Will Get Your Child Bullied Beyond Belief
Not only will these provide your child important nutrients to keep them full throughout the day, but they’ll also make sure your kid is the...
7 Times We Had To Make An Exception To Planet Fitness’ Judgement Free Zone®
Planet Fitness is famous for being a Judgement Free Zone, and we’re usually totally for it. But there have been at least seven isolated occasions...
Fair Enough: This 10-Step Korean Skincare Routine Just Recommends Being Korean
“Step One: Be of Korean ethnic origin,” read the painfully-honest beauty regimen’s instructions, to the dismay of millions of non-Korean pizza-faces seeking treatment for their...