80% Of Workout Spent Staring In Mirror
Sources are reporting that Brooklyn resident and Unique Fitness member Walter Roberts spent 80% of his last workout staring at himself in the mirror. “Urgh!”...
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Heartbreaking: This Man Just Broke The Mile Run World Record But No One Saw Because It Was Only Streamed On Paramount+
Absolutely tragic. Earlier this week, Omari Bankole of Kenya ran a mile in 3 minutes and 30 seconds flat, beating the previous world record of...
6 Lululemon Leggings That Will Let People Know You’re Divorced
Now that you’re divorced, you need everyone to know that you’re still sexy and fit. So check out these wildly tight and wildly expensive Lululemon...
Area Runner Debating Whether To Leave Shirt At Home Or Remove It At Start Of Run
Recent reports indicate that long distance runner and Long Beach, California resident Trey Daniels was contemplating whether he should leave his shirt at home or...
5 Full Body Workouts You Can Do In The Comfort Of Your Own Mansion
They say 90% of success in life is just showing up. But these days, even leaving the house can be such a struggle! And when...
Tragic: The Man At The Bottom Of The Peloton Leaderboard Is Dressed As The Flash
This is just heartbreaking. The guy currently at the bottom of the leaderboard in this Peloton 40-minute Rock ‘n Roll Ride is dressed as The...
Peloton Releases New Pogo Stick
In-home fitness giant Peloton is set to release its new proprietary pogo stick next week. PR experts theorize that the introduction is part of a...
7 Workout Shirts That’ll Make People Think ‘This Guy’s Got Some Nips’
Some biologists believe men’s nipples could get smaller over time with evolution. Not yours. You’ve got nips for weeks, and it’s time for them to...
8 Goats Who Are Probably Better At Yoga Than You
Tired of those damn goats showing off every week at goat yoga? So are we. Session after session, they’re the ones who get all the...
We Tried 6 Different Resistance Bands And They All Tasted Horrible
Resistance bands have made a name for themselves in the world of physical betterment, with many gym rats praising these affordable, easily storable, highly effective...