What Do You Mean We Weren’t Supposed To Wash Our Vaccine Card
Wait, are you serious? Why didn’t anybody tell us this! We literally just turned on the dishwasher seconds ago, set to high heat to kill...
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Help! We Started This Bloodletting With 8 Leeches, And Now We’re Only Counting 7
Could someone please lend us a hand? When we lay down for this bloodletting, we had eight leeches. That we are sure of — we...
Chain Smoking Alcoholic Concerned About Side Effects Of Covid Vaccine
Despite being classified as high-risk because of his various chronic ailments, area man Matthew Cooper has made no attempt to schedule a COVID-19 vaccine appointment...
FDA Recalls Johnson & Johnson Band-Aids After Association With Blood Clots
The dangerous bandages are known to promote scab formation, which is caused by clotting blood....
New Study Shows Apple Users Would Still Buy iPhone Even If It Did Cause Cancer
A new study has shown that, although iPhones haven’t yet been proven to emit cancer-causing radiation, the vast majority of customers would still buy one...
Gynecologist Wants You To ‘Open Wide And Say Ah’
As wide as you can...
Report: Apple A Day No Longer Enough To Keep Fruit-Resistant Strain Of Doctors Away
A recent report from an independent study performed at the University of Nebraska shows that a single apple is no longer enough to keep the...
6 Sexy Anatomical Drawings That Helped Us Discover Our Bodies In More Ways Than One
While some adolescents and pre-teens discovered their bodies on websites like PornHub and Redtube, the key to our own erotic awakening was right in the...
What To Expect When You’re Not Expecting But You Expect That You Could Be Expecting
Congrats! You’ve got an inkling that perhaps, just maybe, you are preggers! Now’s the time to learn a bit more about the changes that may...
Reluctant To Get The COVID Vaccine? Here’s 7 Stock Images Of Doctors Smiling
As millions of Americans finally receive the COVID-19 vaccine, concerns over its safety continue to mount. We understand you may feel some hesitation to inject...