No Fair! This Woman Lost 60 Pounds After Being Stuck On A Desert Island For 2 YearsThe Whole Wheat Post02/05/2102/05/21 02/05/2102/05/21 The old adage is true: life isn’t fair. Want proof? Just take a look at Miranda Holzbein. While the rest of us slave away on...
Coincidence? This Man Was Hit By A Car After Getting The COVID-19 VaccineThe Whole Wheat Post02/03/2102/04/21 02/03/2102/04/21 Should the U.S. immediately stop vaccinating people for COVID-19? All we’re gonna say is that the facts speak for themselves. Reports have recently come in...
Help: Does Anyone Know How We Can Lose 7 Pounds By Monday?The Whole Wheat Post02/03/21 02/03/21 Hey, we’re kind of in a pinch here, and we were wondering if anyone has any miracle tips or tricks so that we can lose...
This Low-Calorie Wine Does Wonders For Our Waistline But Nothing For Our Drinking ProblemThe Whole Wheat Post01/13/21 01/13/21 There are few things in life worse than being on a strict diet and not being allowed to have a glass of wine — or...
3 Early Signs We Probably Should Not Have Just Taken Zeagra, Cambodia’s #1 Male Performance EnhancerThe Whole Wheat Post01/13/2101/13/21 01/13/2101/13/21 Hardly even 30 minutes ago, we made a terrible, terrible mistake. We thought it would be a good idea to take Zeagra, the number one...
Literally How: This Random Bitch On Instagram Somehow Got The Vaccine AlreadyThe Whole Wheat Post01/13/21 01/13/21 Wait, what? Are you kidding me? How the fuck did Sarah Duncan from our 11th grade Physics class get her hands on a vaccine? Seriously,...
The Search Is Over: We’ve Finally Found A Diet Pill Under 5 CaloriesThe Whole Wheat Post01/12/21 01/12/21 Finally: after years of searching, we’ve found a diet pill that won’t send you one step forward to your weight loss goal, only to bring...
Ew: This Woman Drinks Tap WaterThe Whole Wheat Post12/29/20 12/29/20 While we all know it’s important to take any food or beverage in moderation, there’s one thing that should absolutely never be consumed under any...
Multivitamin Taken With VodkaThe Whole Wheat Post12/03/20 12/03/20 Along with Iron, Folate, and vitamin B12, a swig of Smirnoff is the perfect way to start the day....
Embarrassing: This Woman Buying Toilet Paper At Target Must Use Toilet PaperThe Whole Wheat Post12/03/20 12/03/20 Sources are reporting that area woman Grace Duncan was at Target last night with six rolls of toilet paper in her cart. Humiliating. A shopping...