No Fair! This Woman Lost 60 Pounds After Being Stuck On A Desert Island For 2 Years
The old adage is true: life isn’t fair. Want proof? Just take a look at Miranda Holzbein. While the rest of us slave away on...
HEALTH
Coincidence? This Man Was Hit By A Car After Getting The COVID-19 Vaccine
Should the U.S. immediately stop vaccinating people for COVID-19? All we’re gonna say is that the facts speak for themselves. Reports have recently come in...
Help: Does Anyone Know How We Can Lose 7 Pounds By Monday?
Hey, we’re kind of in a pinch here, and we were wondering if anyone has any miracle tips or tricks so that we can lose...
This Low-Calorie Wine Does Wonders For Our Waistline But Nothing For Our Drinking Problem
There are few things in life worse than being on a strict diet and not being allowed to have a glass of wine — or...
3 Early Signs We Probably Should Not Have Just Taken Zeagra, Cambodia’s #1 Male Performance Enhancer
Hardly even 30 minutes ago, we made a terrible, terrible mistake. We thought it would be a good idea to take Zeagra, the number one...
Literally How: This Random Bitch On Instagram Somehow Got The Vaccine Already
Wait, what? Are you kidding me? How the fuck did Sarah Duncan from our 11th grade Physics class get her hands on a vaccine? Seriously,...
The Search Is Over: We’ve Finally Found A Diet Pill Under 5 Calories
Finally: after years of searching, we’ve found a diet pill that won’t send you one step forward to your weight loss goal, only to bring...
Ew: This Woman Drinks Tap Water
While we all know it’s important to take any food or beverage in moderation, there’s one thing that should absolutely never be consumed under any...
Multivitamin Taken With Vodka
Along with Iron, Folate, and vitamin B12, a swig of Smirnoff is the perfect way to start the day....
Embarrassing: This Woman Buying Toilet Paper At Target Must Use Toilet Paper
Sources are reporting that area woman Grace Duncan was at Target last night with six rolls of toilet paper in her cart. Humiliating. A shopping...