Report: Ain’t No Sleep Like NyQuil Sleep
Results from a new study prove that other types of sleep just don't hit like NyQil sleep does....
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This New Breathalyzer Will Tell You When You’ve Had Too Much Turkey To Drive
The tool will help keep the roads safe from drivers who overindulged this Thanksgiving....
Scientists Recommend Building Lean Muscle In Case Your Dog Needs To Eat You When You Die
Researchers from the Stanford Nutrition Studies Group are now recommending you focus your diet and fitness regime on building lean muscle in the event that...
Study: Masks Still Offer 98% Protection From Strangers Telling You To Smile
In good news for those afflicted with the condition know as “resting bitch face,” a recent study confirms that face masks offer 98% protection from...
Disgusting: The Human Body
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Roomba Nutritionists Recommend Eating More Dust
A new report released by the Association of Autonomous Floor Cleaning Robot Nutritionists recommends eating at least five servings of dust per day. “After years...
Weight Loss Queen! This Woman Got Rid Of Her Cellulite By Putting On Pants
Have you tried every hack on the internet that claims it’ll get rid of that pesky cellulite? Well, we might finally have an answer for...
Is Your Brita Taking Too Long To Refill? Try Removing The Filter
We know the feeling. You’re in desperate need of water, and the Brita filter you’ve never replaced is taking forever. Good news! We’ve figured out...
‘Eggs Are Sides… For Bacon!’ Concludes New Health Study By Cousin’s T-Shirt
A similar study found that the 10-year-old's daily schedule was "Eat, Sleep, Play Video Games."...