Following a worldwide spike in cases of COVID-19, Americans everywhere are increasing their doses of fruit-flavored vitamin C supplements. “I’m not taking any chances,” said...
After carefully reading the warning label on the back of the new medication her doctor prescribed her, area woman Alicia Garcia was reportedly horrified to...
Sources familiar with the matter have confirmed that, eight months into the COVID-19 pandemic, area man Brent Green has finally figured it might be time...
In an effort to obtain the most accurate possible reading from her bathroom scale, area woman Olivia Lombardi reportedly weighed herself both before and after...
According to sources, area woman Melissa McDonald is allergic to all things. Witnesses state that, though McDonald long suspected she was allergic to some things,...
Witnesses confirm that area man Luke Tyler recently subtracted an entire three pounds from the number that appeared on his bathroom scale, to account for...