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Science Win! This Researcher Taught Chimpanzees To Read ‘Seventeen Magazine’ And Now They Have Body Dysmorphia

02/21/21

Let’s hear it for research: these primatologists spent years in the jungles of Tanzania teaching the local chimpanzee population to read Seventeen Magazine. Months later...

Science Denier To The End: It’s Been 72 Hours And Rush Limbaugh Isn’t Decomposing

The Whole Wheat Post02/19/2102/19/21

02/19/2102/19/21

This past week, conservative commentator and talk radio host Rush Limbaugh passed away after a decades-long career of popularizing a broad skepticism of science and...

Embarrassing: These Two Football Players Wore The Same Outfit To The Super Bowl

The Whole Wheat Post02/08/2102/08/21

02/08/2102/08/21

Talk about a fashion disaster! It looks like Tampa Buccaneers Tom Brady and Mike Evans wore the same exact outfit to Super Bowl LV. Shouldn’t...

Exclusive: Elastigirl Gets Honest About Her Stretch Marks

The Whole Wheat Post02/05/2102/05/21

02/05/2102/05/21

This past Thursday, superhero and Incredibles 2 star Helen Parr gave an exclusive interview about the stretch marks she’s developed as a result of her...

New Vegan Zoo Will Substitute Stuffed Animals For Live Wildlife

The Whole Wheat Post02/05/2102/05/21

02/05/2102/05/21

Each exhibit will also feature recordings of animal sounds to make the zoo even more convincing. Zoologists are currently developing plant-based odor diffusions that will...

Punxsutawney Phil Vows To Go On Diet After Glimpsing Monstrous Shadow

The Whole Wheat Post02/02/2102/02/21

02/02/2102/02/21

“I can’t believe all those people saw me,” said Phil, whose hibernation body was broadcast on every major news station in the country....

Edible Arrangements Introduces New Raw Seafood Arrangement

The Whole Wheat Post02/02/2102/05/21

02/02/2102/05/21

New Edible Arrangements advertising has shown that the decorative fruit basket company has released new seafood arrangements for the Fall 2020 season. Photographs of the...

Wonder Bread Releases Extra-Nutritious All-Crust Loaf

The Whole Wheat Post02/02/2102/05/21

02/02/2102/05/21

The new loaf cuts out all the wasted calories of the disgusting white part....

Horrifying: These GMO Scientists Have Created Boneless Carrots

The Whole Wheat Post02/02/2102/05/21

02/02/2102/05/21

Has science finally gone too far? These GMO scientists have played God and freakishly developed a boneless carrot. Oh, the horror! The human race is...

Area Man Cooks Way Less Spinach Than Expected

The Whole Wheat Post02/02/2102/05/21

02/02/2102/05/21

Although the bag was bigger than an encyclopedia, the greens shriveled down to absolutely nothing....

Science Win! This Researcher Taught Chimpanzees To Read ‘Seventeen Magazine’ And Now They Have Body Dysmorphia

Science Denier To The End: It’s Been 72 Hours And Rush Limbaugh Isn’t Decomposing

Embarrassing: These Two Football Players Wore The Same Outfit To The Super Bowl

Exclusive: Elastigirl Gets Honest About Her Stretch Marks

New Vegan Zoo Will Substitute Stuffed Animals For Live Wildlife

Punxsutawney Phil Vows To Go On Diet After Glimpsing Monstrous Shadow

Edible Arrangements Introduces New Raw Seafood Arrangement

Wonder Bread Releases Extra-Nutritious All-Crust Loaf

Horrifying: These GMO Scientists Have Created Boneless Carrots

Area Man Cooks Way Less Spinach Than Expected

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