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Ex-Drill Sergeant Baffled His Guided Meditation App Not Taking Off

05/11/21

According to new reports, former U.S. Marine Corps Staff Sergeant Emery Lee is confused about why his new guided meditation app isn’t taking off. “I...

Vegan Restaurant Allowing Customers To Choose Live Tofu From Tank

The Whole Wheat Post05/10/2105/11/21

05/10/2105/11/21

The filthy and overcrowded tank contains freshly-caught Pacific tofu....

Starbucks And Arby’s Merge To Form Arbucks

The Whole Wheat Post05/08/2105/11/21

05/08/2105/11/21

After months of negotiations, Starbucks CEO Kevin Johnson announced that the Seattle-based coffee chain has completed a merger with fast food giant Arby’s. Johnson said...

This Great New Bottomless Brunch Spot Will Let You Take Off Your Pants

The Whole Wheat Post05/05/21

05/05/21

Finally — a bottomless brunch that lives up to its name. Starting this week, The Sunday Grill in Kips Bay, Manhattan is allowing all customers...

Protein Powder Scoop Unearthed Like Ancient Fossil

The Whole Wheat Post04/30/2104/30/21

04/30/2104/30/21

After several unsuccessful excavation attempts, area man Larry Binder finally dug up his missing protein powder scoop, much like an archeologist unearthing an ancient fossil....

Wendy’s CEO Warns Of Square Cow Extinction By 2027

The Whole Wheat Post04/30/2105/03/21

04/30/2105/03/21

While presenting a financial report during Wendy’s annual earnings call, CEO Todd A. Penegor informed investors that the complete depletion of the global square cow...

Chanel Recalls $2,000 Designer Body Bag Following Backlash

The Whole Wheat Post04/14/2104/26/21

04/14/2104/26/21

Following intense backlash on social media, French fashion house Chanel has decided to recall its new designer body bag. The body bag, priced at $2,000,...