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Recent reports show that an area concoction — consisting of bottom shelf rum, warm year-old beer, an already-opened box of Franzia, and an entire container...

Early this morning, sources reported that the FDA has finally approved the long-awaited Häagen-Dasz Covid vaccine for emergency use. The vaccine, which comes in a...

Let’s give a hearty round of applause to Victoria’s Secret for keeping with the times! Instead of hiring one plus-sized model — classified by size...

New reports show that Fairfax, Virginia 17-year-old Dillon Boone is excited for his first tour of duty, which he will experience before being able to...

According to friends and family, 79-year-old Lucille Marchetti has been growing increasingly irritable at the notion that her grandchildren would succumb to vaping before she...

Reigning Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest champion Joey Chestnut has once again broken a world record — this time by injecting himself with 75 Covid...

The Home & Health company proudly announced this week that it has just released a new line of protein bars that contain only locally-manufactured chemicals....

In many animal communities, this July 4th weekend will widely be considered the end of the world....

In a demonstration of master craftsmanship and state of the art engineering, a resilient Tesla car has reportedly survived an impact with a pedestrian in...

After a long school year of ignoring Covid guidelines, fraternities and sororities throughout the nation are eager to continue doing exactly what they have been...