New Nathan’s Famous marketing materials have revealed that the chain’s latest limited edition sausages will be made of real dachshund meat. “We’re proud to finally...
According to witnesses, a local chickpea in Brooklyn, New York was spotted shedding its outer layer like an insect freeing itself from its exoskeleton. The...
Tragic new reports show that the real cause of dinosaur extinction was due to over-hunting for dinosaur nuggets. “While we’ve always thought that there was...
New promotional materials reveal that later this month, Arby’s will be rolling out three different varieties of beef-based smoothies. Sources have confirmed that the first...
Shoppers everywhere are confirming that Barilla has announced new microwavable pasta for pathetically incompetent people who never learned how to boil water. “We’re pleased to...
The Maritime Aquarium in Hartford, Connecticut has confirmed the grand opening of its food court sushi bar. “We’re excited to unveil our sushi bar, which...
Following the discovery of his third victim by local authorities, area serial killer Blake Hartig was reportedly dismayed to read the paper the next morning...
Reports are showing that housemate Richard Dillon of 722 Cherrybrook in Houston, Texas will be eating his strange meal of baked beans, hard-boiled eggs, chicken...