Guy In Murder Mystery Named Alister
According to sources, Alister's last name was Buckingham....
NEWS
Christmas Tree With Googly Eyes Has Yet To Be Purchased
It's unclear why the tree was wearing googly eyes in the first place....
Report: Car Wash Named Splash
According to residents, a new car wash in Madison, Wisconsin has expertly been named “Splash.” “We thought of the name when we realized what type...
Insurance Company Hold Music Actually Pretty Good
According to local sources, the hold music for Travelers’ insurance is actually kind of good. “This honestly sorta slaps,” said area man Jeremy Baker, waiting...
Breath Mint Makes Beverage Overwhelmingly Cold
Although the water was lukewarm, the consumption of four Tic Tacs made it feel ice cold....
Final Pancake Made Has All The Chocolate Chips
Eyewitnesses confirm that all of the chips had sunk to the bottom of the batter bowl....
Man Gets Papercut Reading Divorce Papers
The cut on Mitrovic's thumb was symbolic of the wound in his heart....
Ant Can’t Shake Eerie Feeling It Being Watched
The ant in question was convinced it could also hear voices....