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Although the bag was bigger than an encyclopedia, the greens shriveled down to absolutely nothing....

Too bad you literally just ate...

All witnesses have confirmed that the most flavorful snack at your celiac friend’s house is Quaker Lightly Salted Rice Cakes. In addition to being the...

According to reports from the nation’s imitation beef orchards, thousands of plant-based burgers are finally ready to be picked from their trees. “We’re gearing up...

The former president's November smash hit received such rave reviews that the memoir was used instead of a traditional Bible....

Look, it’s kind of hard to type because of all the swelling, so we’re gonna keep this intro short. But here are 114 of the...

After several minutes spent perusing the menu of Stone Grill Steakhouse in vain, local vegetarian Matthew Taylor reportedly resigned to the fact that he was...

Yikes! Talk about second-hand embarrassment: after voting to eliminate the contestant “Squiggly Monster” and reveal his identity to the crowd, The Masked Singer host Nick...

Our taste testers were horrified....

Grab a tissue, because here’s some news that’ll restore your faith in humanity! After hearing his favorite pop star being body-shamed, Chicago local Matthew Browne...