All witnesses have confirmed that the most flavorful snack at your celiac friend’s house is Quaker Lightly Salted Rice Cakes. In addition to being the...
According to reports from the nation’s imitation beef orchards, thousands of plant-based burgers are finally ready to be picked from their trees. “We’re gearing up...
After several minutes spent perusing the menu of Stone Grill Steakhouse in vain, local vegetarian Matthew Taylor reportedly resigned to the fact that he was...
Yikes! Talk about second-hand embarrassment: after voting to eliminate the contestant “Squiggly Monster” and reveal his identity to the crowd, The Masked Singer host Nick...
Grab a tissue, because here’s some news that’ll restore your faith in humanity! After hearing his favorite pop star being body-shamed, Chicago local Matthew Browne...