Keto Recipe Mostly Cheese, Heartburn
A viral keto recipe has come under fire recently for including ingredient quantities that doctors warn are unhealthy and dangerous. The viral dish “Keto Bake,”...
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6 Desserts That Would’ve Been Delicious If They Weren’t Made From Carrots
Searching for a dessert that looks tasty but actually isn’t because it’s made of carrots? We’ve got six desserts that appear mouth wateringly delicious, but...
Banana And Egg Concoction No Longer Legally Allowed To Be Called Pancakes
In a long sought victory for breakfast traditionalists everywhere, the Supreme Court has ruled that discolored banana and egg concoctions may never again be considered...
Here’s A Cookie Recipe, You Weak-Willed Bitch
Really? Cookies again? Well, here’s the recipe: Preheat your oven to 375°F. While you’re waiting for it to preheat, you might want to think about...
8 Kale Salads That Will Make You Say ‘This Diet Better Fucking Work’
If you need to lose some weight, kale is one of the best foods you can eat. Low in calories and packed with Vitamin C,...
4 Quick And Easy Recipes To Bookmark And Forget About
Bruschetta Grilled Cheese with Gazpacho This thrilling twist on grilled cheese and tomato soup will have your tastebuds begging for more! Rather than making the...
At Long Last: Jif Has Finally Released A Meatless Peanut Butter
Finally: Jif just announced that a new meat-free version of their famous peanut butter will soon be available nationwide! Stores are already selling out of...
4 Simple Recipes For Your Simple Brain
It’s come to our attention that some of our more complicated recipes have been going over your simple, simple head. That’s why we’ve hand-picked these...
5 Juice Cleanses That Will Flush Everything Out Of Your System, Leaving Nothing But An Empty Husk Of Skin
It’s #DetoxTime! Sometimes you’ve let the toxins build up inside you, and your favorite ionic powder just isn’t taking care of it — but no...
5 Post-Workout Smoothies You Could’ve Just Made Without Exercising
One of the best perks of working out is having the justification to drink a refreshing recovery smoothie. But what if we told you that...