Woman Unsure If New Guy She’s Dating Is Sleeping In His Jeep The Fun Way Or The Sad Way
Area woman Carissa Heenan has reportedly been unable to tell if the new guy she’s been dating for the past three weeks is sleeping in...
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This Latex-Free Condom Won’t Prevent Pregnancies Or STIs But It’s Biodegradable
This just in: Trojan recently released a latex-free condom that’s completely biodegradable! According to company marketing material, Trojan wants condom wearers to help fight climate...
Grounds For Divorce? This Woman Asked For Jewelry And Got A Fucking Fitbit
Brace yourself because what you’re about to read is one of the greatest injustices ever recorded in human history. Area woman Jennifer Webber is Googling...
4 Ways You Can Use Your Dildos As Cooking Hacks
Dildos are great, but did you know they have many uses other than just bringing sexual pleasure? Dildos are actually extremely useful in the kitchen!...
Happy Pride Month: These Guys Are Finally Coming Out After 17 Years
They're ready to spend all of June celebrating....
We Tried To Change Our Logo For Pride Month But Our Graphic Designer Is Colorblind
Well, this is a little awkward. We saw all the other companies were changing their logos to the colors of the pride flag, so we...
We Asked 5 Celebrities About Their Sex Lives And Now We Have 5 Restraining Orders
Isn’t it great when celebrities open up about their personal lives to the public? We thought so too. That’s why we asked Lady Gaga, Brad...
Here’s The 5 People We Hooked Up With This Cheat Day
It’s cheat day, and you know what that means! No more following the rules. Today, and today only, we get to disregard the usual restrictions...
5 Thoughtless Little Gifts From The TJ Maxx Checkout Aisle For The Woman Who Gave You Life
Remember, Mother’s Day is this Sunday, May 9th! These five inexpensive, throwaway gifts that you tossed into your cart right before you went to the...
Show Your Girlfriend How Much You Love Her With This Bouquet Of — Wait, Roses Cost How Much?!
Your girlfriend is the best person in the whole wide world. Let’s be honest, she’s so good to you, you probably don’t even deserve her....