Here’s The 5 People We Hooked Up With This Cheat Day
It’s cheat day, and you know what that means! No more following the rules. Today, and today only, we get to disregard the usual restrictions...
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5 Thoughtless Little Gifts From The TJ Maxx Checkout Aisle For The Woman Who Gave You Life
Remember, Mother’s Day is this Sunday, May 9th! These five inexpensive, throwaway gifts that you tossed into your cart right before you went to the...
Show Your Girlfriend How Much You Love Her With This Bouquet Of — Wait, Roses Cost How Much?!
Your girlfriend is the best person in the whole wide world. Let’s be honest, she’s so good to you, you probably don’t even deserve her....
All 3 Sex Positions
The Whole Wheat Post's guide to all three sex positions. Trust us, we've checked, and that's all there is....
We Promised Our Girlfriend That She Could Write An Article For This Site So Please Don’t Be Too Harsh And Here It Is
She’s been on our case for a while now about getting something published, so we thought we could just let her do it this one...
Area Boyfriend Unsure He’ll Be Able To Handle Stress Of Short-Distance Relationship
Witnesses confirm that, after receiving the news that his girlfriend will be moving within a 15-mile radius of his home, area boyfriend Ricky Henderson is...
Triumphant At Last: We Have Beat Our Girlfriend At Sex
Finally. The day has come. At long last, we have bested our girlfriend in a match of sex. It has taken us years to rise...
‘I’m Thankful For You,’ Reports Girlfriend
In an unprecedented move that no one could have expected, sources confirm that area girlfriend Alexandra Jersey told her boyfriend that she is thankful for...
Boyfriend Who Pre-Ordered PS5 Hasn’t Bought New Underwear Since 2012
According to his girlfriend, area man Jeremy Miller pre-ordered the PlayStation 5 this September so that he could be up to date with the latest...
Fuck: It’s Our Girlfriend’s Birthday So We Have To Have Sex
Oh, God damn it. Has it really been another year already? Well, either all the calendars are wrong, or it’s time to throw in the...