Relationships

6 Disgusting Teens We Caught Masturbating To The Scene In Avatar When The Blue People Have Sex With Their Tails

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10/05/2004/29/21

Matthew Donovan You disgust us, Matthew. Reggie Meyer Really, Reggie? We expected a lot more from you. Steven Silver Shameful. Chloe Levinson Ms. Levinson really...

Oh Fuck Yes: There’s Finally A New Sexuality For Straight Men Who Are Attracted To Chris Hemsworth

The Whole Wheat Post10/05/2004/29/21

10/05/2004/29/21

At long last, some representation for men who are only attracted to women and Thor. Now no man has to live in fear of being...

Freddy Krueger Devastated After Fingering Girlfriend Goes Horribly Wrong

The Whole Wheat Post10/04/2004/26/21

10/04/2004/26/21

As Krueger’s girlfriend has spent the past few hours in a medically induced coma, her family has requested that her new boyfriend use his tongue...

Pornstar Releases MasterClass On How To Do Anal

The Whole Wheat Post10/04/2004/26/21

10/04/2004/26/21

“Last month I learned how to cook from my favorite chef, last week I learned how to play guitar like my favorite musician, and today...

Report: Dad’s 22-Year Old Girlfriend Now Dad’s 22-Year-Old Fiancé

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10/04/2004/29/21

“I’m excited to share that I’ll be spending forever with the love of my life,” Dad’s 22-year-old girlfriend, Jane Highland, shared on Instagram this past...

Parents Assure Son They Will Only Love Him Slightly Less If He Gay

The Whole Wheat Post10/03/2004/26/21

10/03/2004/26/21

“My whole life, I’ve been afraid my parents would disown me if they knew I was different,” a tearful Steven told a close friend. “It...

Report: It Unclear Why Girlfriend Laughing During Sex

The Whole Wheat Post10/03/2004/26/21

10/03/2004/26/21

"Oh, it's nothing," said your chuckling girlfriend, immediately bringing to mind 100 different insecurities....

Love Island Announces Seniors Edition

The Whole Wheat Post10/03/2004/26/21

10/03/2004/26/21

“Our seniors show will follow the exact same model as our other Love Island seasons,” said Love Island Executive Producer Simon Thomas. “Except this time,...

Divorced Dad’s Friend Really A Girlfriend

The Whole Wheat Post10/02/2004/29/21

10/02/2004/29/21

New reports are showing that the woman area father James Tanner has been referring to as his “friend” is, in reality, involved with him in...

6 Disgusting Teens We Caught Masturbating To The Scene In Avatar When The Blue People Have Sex With Their Tails

Oh Fuck Yes: There’s Finally A New Sexuality For Straight Men Who Are Attracted To Chris Hemsworth

Freddy Krueger Devastated After Fingering Girlfriend Goes Horribly Wrong

Pornstar Releases MasterClass On How To Do Anal

Report: Dad’s 22-Year Old Girlfriend Now Dad’s 22-Year-Old Fiancé

Parents Assure Son They Will Only Love Him Slightly Less If He Gay

Report: It Unclear Why Girlfriend Laughing During Sex

Love Island Announces Seniors Edition

Divorced Dad’s Friend Really A Girlfriend

We Tried This Low-Carb Yoga Mat So You Don’t Have To

We’re Extremely Drunk And About To Blow Our Sponsorship Deal With Almond Breeze

SURE: Faithful Wife Fulfilled After All These Years

4 Healthy Salad Recipes We’re Only Recommending Because Someone Is Holding A Gun To Our Head

Help Us Trick Ourself Into Believing This Lemon Water Will Actually Work As A Caffeine Substitute