New Airline Pilot Just Gonna Use Waze
Reports from the cockpit of American Airlines flight 0491 from New York (JFK) to London (LHR) are showing that new pilot Drake Marshall is just...
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New Boeing 737 Max To Flap During Takeoff And Landing
Reports are showing that the updated model of the Boeing 737 Max will utilize a brand-new mechanism that involves the aircraft flapping vigorously during takeoff...
Four Years Of High School French Exhausted During One-Hour Layover In Paris
Witnesses have confirmed that, for the first time in five years, 23-year-old Erica Harrison has used her four years of high school French during a...
‘I Have Horrible Flight Anxiety,’ Reports Man Who Just Wants Xanax
Reports have shown that, despite claiming he would use it to combat his debilitating flight anxiety, area man Walter Simons just wants to get high...
Area Man Knew He Should’ve Paid Attention To Flight Safety Briefing
Once it became clear that a water landing was inevitable, passenger Harry Gershom wished he hadn't been texting when the safety video was explaining where...
Probably Not A Great Sign: The Flight Attendant Just Started Praying
It should’ve been obvious things were getting out of control when the flight attendants were told to strap in to their seats, but this just...
Glimpse Of Bloody Mess At End Of Traffic Jam Almost Makes 2-Hour Standstill Worth It
Reports are showing that although sitting in two hours of highway traffic was completely excruciating, seeing the gruesome accident that caused it at the end...
Area Man Has Fewer Text Messages Than Expected After Airplane Lands
“My phone is so slow,” thought West, unable to accept that not a single one of his friends had wanted to check in on him...
Storm Chaser’s Check Engine Light Couldn’t Have Come On At A Worse Time
Sources confirm that the check engine light in professional storm chaser Harvey Klein’s Jeep Cherokee could not have possibly come on at a worse time....
Pilot’s Announcement In Different Language Probably About Engine Malfunction
According to non-French speaking sources on Air France flight 098 from Paris (CDG) to New York (JFK), the pilot’s recent announcement was likely about engine...