Glimpse Of Bloody Mess At End Of Traffic Jam Almost Makes 2-Hour Standstill Worth It
Reports are showing that although sitting in two hours of highway traffic was completely excruciating, seeing the gruesome accident that caused it at the end...
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Area Man Has Fewer Text Messages Than Expected After Airplane Lands
“My phone is so slow,” thought West, unable to accept that not a single one of his friends had wanted to check in on him...
Storm Chaser’s Check Engine Light Couldn’t Have Come On At A Worse Time
Sources confirm that the check engine light in professional storm chaser Harvey Klein’s Jeep Cherokee could not have possibly come on at a worse time....
Pilot’s Announcement In Different Language Probably About Engine Malfunction
According to non-French speaking sources on Air France flight 098 from Paris (CDG) to New York (JFK), the pilot’s recent announcement was likely about engine...
‘Please Give Me Your Baggage,’ Says Flight Attendant Who Thinks She Can Handle Whole Lifetime Of Emotional Abuse
According to passenger Harry Meyers, an Austrian Airlines flight attendant requested that he hand her his baggage, as if she could handle an entire lifetime...
Man Returning To African Savannah To Reunite With Lion He Raised From Cub Really Hoping Lion Racing Toward Him The One He Raised
Returning to the plains of Tanzania for the first time after ten years to reunite with the lion he once raised from a cub, Nathan...
Airplane Waste Tanks Recycled Into Food
A new investigation taking place at three of the world’s major airports suggest that all airline meals are made from the contents of airplane toilets....
Life Jacket Doubles As Airplane Seat Cushion
The thing being used to seat your ass will be the same device to save your ass....
Italian Tourist Visits Olive Garden To Experience Authentic American Food
Sources in Manhattan have confirmed that Italian tourist Luigi Russo has taken his family to Times Square’s Olive Garden in order to experience authentic American...