Wellness

Moisturizing On The Go: The Best Skincare Products For Fleeing The Law

06/09/21

We know great skincare isn’t the number one priority when fleeing the law. But for every burner phone you ditch in your third stolen car...

New Mindfulness Practice Just Smoking Shit Tons Of Weed

The Whole Wheat Post06/08/21

06/08/21

A new spiritual practice taking the country by storm has been revealed to just be the copious consumption of marijuana. The new practice, which was...

New Study Shows When Our Bodies Sleep Basically What They Are Doing Is They Are Resting

The Whole Wheat Post06/08/21

06/08/21

Most of us come across sleep every 24 hours or so, but science has only ever scratched the surface of what’s really going on when...

We Took CBD Every Day For A Month And It Probably Did Something

The Whole Wheat Post06/08/21

06/08/21

After hearing our friends rave about the health benefits of CBD oil and its ability to help you relax or re-energize, we finally gave in...

3 All-Natural Deodorants That Will Keep Everyone 6 Feet Away

The Whole Wheat Post05/29/2106/07/21

05/29/2106/07/21

As masks come off and things return to normal, you still might not be ready to have people back in your personal space. Don’t worry...

Heard Of Microdosing LSD? Then You’ll Love Macrodosing

The Whole Wheat Post05/05/21

05/05/21

Has microdosing LSD helped you unlock a creative side of yourself that you never even knew existed? Well, there’s a new trend in town —...

Top 10 Notes We Found In Our Notes App The Day After 4/20

The Whole Wheat Post04/20/21

04/20/21

April 20th may have come and gone, but the notes we hastily typed out on our phone after scarfing down our third gummy at 3...

Stressed Out Goddess Just Working On Being Omnipresent

The Whole Wheat Post04/14/2104/26/21

04/14/2104/26/21

In a divine decree to her followers, Illuxora, goddess of fertility and spring rain, announced yesterday that she has been super stressed out lately and...