6 Last Resorts For A Good Night’s Sleep
Ever been lying awake at 4 am with the chances of falling asleep growing slimmer and slimmer by the minute? Have you tried everything, from...
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This 1-Hour Meditation Will Waste An Entire 60 Minutes Of Your Day
Looking for a relaxing meditation that’ll steal a full hour from whatever else you had to do today? Look no further! Headspace’s latest guided meditation...
Horrifying: This Spa Has Been Replacing Its Clients’ Eyes With Slices Of Cucumber
How did we not realize sooner?...
For All You Lovers Out There: This Yoni Egg Is Shaped Like A Heart
How romantic is this Valentine's Day-themed vagina crystal?...
Fair Enough: This 10-Step Korean Skincare Routine Just Recommends Being Korean
“Step One: Be of Korean ethnic origin,” read the painfully-honest beauty regimen’s instructions, to the dismay of millions of non-Korean pizza-faces seeking treatment for their...
Sleep Number Introduces New Productivity-Boosting Standing Bed
The new bed has been scientifically proven to increase productivity by limiting the number of hours a person spends lying down....
4 Pictures Of Fruit Because There’s No Way We’re Gonna Show A Vagina
Wanna see a picture of a vagina? Well, too bad. There’s no way we’d ever show a vagina. Like really? You expect to see a...
Gwyneth Paltrow Releases Asshole-Scented Candle
Following the success of her infamous vagina-scented candle, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop has released a candle designed to smell like her butthole. “Our new ‘This Smells...
3 Guided Meditations That Will Have You Saying ‘What The Fuck Is The Point Of This’
1. Peloton’s Openhearted Presence Guided Meditation Peloton instructor Aditi Shah’s latest guided meditation will have you opening your heart while also wondering why you aren’t...
New Volumizing Shampoo Formula Just V = L x W x H
Wow, how did we not think of this before? After years of searching for the perfect shampoo formula to promote thicker, stronger, voluminous hair, we...