Sleep Number Introduces New Productivity-Boosting Standing Bed
The new bed has been scientifically proven to increase productivity by limiting the number of hours a person spends lying down....
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4 Pictures Of Fruit Because There’s No Way We’re Gonna Show A Vagina
Wanna see a picture of a vagina? Well, too bad. There’s no way we’d ever show a vagina. Like really? You expect to see a...
Gwyneth Paltrow Releases Asshole-Scented Candle
Following the success of her infamous vagina-scented candle, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop has released a candle designed to smell like her butthole. “Our new ‘This Smells...
3 Guided Meditations That Will Have You Saying ‘What The Fuck Is The Point Of This’
1. Peloton’s Openhearted Presence Guided Meditation Peloton instructor Aditi Shah’s latest guided meditation will have you opening your heart while also wondering why you aren’t...
New Volumizing Shampoo Formula Just V = L x W x H
Wow, how did we not think of this before? After years of searching for the perfect shampoo formula to promote thicker, stronger, voluminous hair, we...
Wait What? Apparently Girls Wipe After They Pee
Okay, we haven’t 100% confirmed this one, but someone just told us that girls wipe after they pee. Is that true? We feel like someone’s...
Get Rid Of Your Wrinkles Fast With This One Common Household Appliance
Have you tried every single treatment out there to get rid of the lines on your forehead? Do the creams you put on your crow’s...
Always® Releases New Extra-Absorbent Bed Sheets
This new feminine product allows you to cut out the middleman maxi pad and bleed directly into your sheets....
That Time Of The Month Again? How To Tell When You’re About To Turn Into A Werewolf
Tracking your cycle can be hard: just because you started on X day last month doesn’t mean you’re ready for the next. Therefore, it’s important...
Melatonin Pill No Match For 3 Cups Of Coffee At 5 PM
Reports from area woman Susan Harmon confirm that taking one melatonin pill at bedtime is completely useless after drinking three cups of coffee in the...