Top 10 Notes We Found In Our Notes App The Day After 4/20
April 20th may have come and gone, but the notes we hastily typed out on our phone after scarfing down our third gummy at 3...
WELLNESS
Stressed Out Goddess Just Working On Being Omnipresent
In a divine decree to her followers, Illuxora, goddess of fertility and spring rain, announced yesterday that she has been super stressed out lately and...
Probably Not Worth It: This Sauna Is Free But You Have To Have A Conversation With Morris Wrapped In A Towel
Score! Everyone get over here quick because we just found out that this sauna is free! And we can stay in it as long as...
Vitamin D Pill Confidently Taken By Man In Need Of Antidepressants
After rising from bed this morning to face a new day, area man Michael Whitmore took a Vitamin D pill that will do nothing to...
No Fair! This Woman’s Sleep Paralysis Demon Looks Like Idris Elba
Unbelievable. Un. Fucking. Believable. You wanna know what horrible, terrifying, unspeakable thing our roommate Kathy sees whenever she’s paralyzed in bed, awake but unable to...
Talkspace Introduces Online Retail Therapy
Online therapy company Talkspace announced on Tuesday that it will begin offering Retail Therapy to its members. While experts have seldom considered retail therapy as...
6 Last Resorts For A Good Night’s Sleep
Ever been lying awake at 4 am with the chances of falling asleep growing slimmer and slimmer by the minute? Have you tried everything, from...
This 1-Hour Meditation Will Waste An Entire 60 Minutes Of Your Day
Looking for a relaxing meditation that’ll steal a full hour from whatever else you had to do today? Look no further! Headspace’s latest guided meditation...
Horrifying: This Spa Has Been Replacing Its Clients’ Eyes With Slices Of Cucumber
How did we not realize sooner?...
For All You Lovers Out There: This Yoni Egg Is Shaped Like A Heart
How romantic is this Valentine's Day-themed vagina crystal?...