This Weird Oceanic Insect Is Considered A Delicacy In Some Cultures
Huh: turns out, in some cultures, they like to eat this enormous bug that lives at the bottom of the ocean. Not only that, but...
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‘You Can’t Make Me Wear That Mask,’ Says Woman As Plane Begins To Depressurize
Rapidly unfolding reports are coming from American Airlines flight 0380 that passenger Grace Waters is refusing to put on her oxygen mask. “It’s my constitutional...
TSA Agent Working X-Ray Machine Unsure If He Should Tell Passenger About Tumor
Reports show that TSA agent Harry McDowell of JFK airport is unsure whether or not he should alert passenger Martha Brown about the malignant tumor...
Airplane Swerves To Avoid Dead Angel
The pilot didn't want the roadkill's blood to stain the windshield....
New Airline Pilot Just Gonna Use Waze
Reports from the cockpit of American Airlines flight 0491 from New York (JFK) to London (LHR) are showing that new pilot Drake Marshall is just...
New Boeing 737 Max To Flap During Takeoff And Landing
Reports are showing that the updated model of the Boeing 737 Max will utilize a brand-new mechanism that involves the aircraft flapping vigorously during takeoff...
Four Years Of High School French Exhausted During One-Hour Layover In Paris
Witnesses have confirmed that, for the first time in five years, 23-year-old Erica Harrison has used her four years of high school French during a...
‘I Have Horrible Flight Anxiety,’ Reports Man Who Just Wants Xanax
Reports have shown that, despite claiming he would use it to combat his debilitating flight anxiety, area man Walter Simons just wants to get high...
Area Man Knew He Should’ve Paid Attention To Flight Safety Briefing
Once it became clear that a water landing was inevitable, passenger Harry Gershom wished he hadn't been texting when the safety video was explaining where...
Probably Not A Great Sign: The Flight Attendant Just Started Praying
It should’ve been obvious things were getting out of control when the flight attendants were told to strap in to their seats, but this just...