4 Exercises You Could Do If You Were That Pokémon With 4 Arms
Do you have four arms like that one Pokémon Machamp? If so, the hows and whys aren’t important. What is important is that you use...
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Evil Bitch Of A Friend Wants To Know If You Want To Join Her Run Tomorrow Morning
In a recent incident that has since been described as deeply inconsiderate, area woman Paige Saunders asked her friend Sara Bolen if she’d like to...
4 Simple Exercises For Your Simple Brain
Everyone knows that exercise is important, but we understand you’ve been having some trouble getting the movements down correctly. That’s why we’ve compiled a list...
Dreading That Colonoscopy Tomorrow? Here’s An Ab Workout To Dread Even More
Dreading that colonoscopy tomorrow? Well, take one look at this ab workout, and you’ll be begging to have that long, snaking tube inserted into the...
5 Cute Running Outfits To Limp Back To The House In While Grasping The Stitch In Your Side
Exercise doesn’t have to be all bad! Who says you can’t look cute for your daily run? Here are five fits to rock for the...
Entire Hike Spent Thinking About End Of Hike
Recent reports show that area man Bradley Saunders spent an entire three-hour hike thinking about the end of the hike. The hike, which took place...
5 Yoga Poses To Help You Sprain Something In The Calmest Way Possible
Yoga can be fun, relaxing, and rewarding, but it can also be incredibly painful! In a whole-body sport like this, injuries are inevitable, so we like...
Mirror Workout System Just Used As Mirror Now
Boulder resident Alice Levins has recently reported that her Mirror Workout System is now just being used as a regular mirror. “It works perfectly,” said Levins,...
Ultimate Bikini Body? This Woman Is Just A Pair Of Boobs Attached To A Butt
She's got all of what you want and none of what you don't...
Move Over, Goat Yoga: LA Fitness Has Released A Herd Of Cattle Onto The Gym Floor
It looks like goat yoga is a thing of the past! One LA Fitness in Washington D.C. has officially introduced “cattle workouts” by releasing an...